“It was wrong, but sometimes you have to break a few eggs in order to make an omelette.” Stephen King
“An army marches on its stomach”-Napoleon Bonaparte
You can scramble them. Fry them. Boil them. Poach them. Bake them. Pickle them. Devil them. Salad them. Frittata them. Quiche them. Nog them. Curry them and even soup them. I’ve had them all. But one of my favorite ways to eat the versatile egg is the omelette.


To this day on Easter Monday, a several-thousand-egg omelet is made in the same area. It is cooked in a massive pan over a huge fire. In fact, there are multiple locations around the world that host a Giant Omelette celebration. Collect a group of cooks and everyone gets to competing. In Portugal, Guinness World Records were on hand in 2012 to witness the cooking of a giant omelette that took 880 lbs. of oil, 220 lbs. of butter and 145,000 eggs. And yes, they were all free range.
Here’s a basic omelette recipe. Any other recipe you’ll find is simply a variation of one type or another. I’ll note some variations.
2 large eggs (variations: Egg whites yolks only)
2 tablespoons milk (variations: Cream, water, no liquid)
2 tablespoons butter (variations: oil, Irish butter, etc.)
Salt, pepper to taste (variations: exotic salts and peppers)
Whisk until fluffy.
Heat butter in pan and pour in the eggs.
Pan tip as you go so that uncooked egg mix covers base
Use spatula to make small cuts into the egg
When it is nearly cooked place filling ingredients over half of the omelet. Turn of the burner. Fold your omelet over. Voila!
There you are, give it a go and let me know how it goes. With omelets, try anything and everything and try it often. You can’t go wrong. In ancient Rome there was an expression called, felix culpa. It means “happy fault” and was a reference to apparent mistakes that actually ends up having surprisingly great results.
So felix culpa and bon appetite!